Mariah Caruso, 18, Toronto.
  1. KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed
  2. MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!

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Luxury // Urban // Nature // Fashion

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Luxury // Urban // Nature // Fashion

sweetteaandsundaymornings:

notabadday:

"Not enough for me? You are everything."

I LOVE THEM AND I DON’T EVEN WATCH THE OFFICE

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Luxury // Urban // Nature // Fashion

"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

"Hit me, please *begs*"

(via harrysedwrds)

RF